I know we have almost three weeks until the Mayan calendar (one of them, anyway) ends and the galactic Death Ray will disintegrate the earth etc. but one group has already vanished, the True Believer cows!
Cow clicker inventor, Ian Bogost, informed me of this. While humans are still waiting to be raptured up, the cows have made their getaway, rather like the dolphins in Douglas Adams’ SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH. I’m so pleases that someone else is taking the matter as seriously as I am.
For all of you who were worried about there being milk, cheese and hamburgers in Heaven, relax. You can count on the Holy Cow to provide for you. The rest of us will have to make do with products from heretical cows, slightly curdled, no doubt. But that’s what happens on the edge of oblivion. More to come….