The Next Apocalypse!

For those of you who were sorely disappointed when the world didn’t end or a new world begin on Dec. 21, I’ve found a new end date for you.

Get in on the ground floor!  Start a website!  Add on something from Nostradamus, the Maori or the prophecies of Merlin!  Spread the news, straight from Science Friday on NPR

Inside this seemingly innocuous report is the information that two Russian amateur astronomers have discovered a totally NEW comet, dubbed ISON.  This comet should pass near (they say) earth around December of 2013.  No one knows where it came from, who sent it or if it will change life on earth forever!!!!

Stay tuned for more mythology as it accretes around this mysterious astral phenomenon.  Now we have have another eleven months to prepare for the End.  There is no need to return to banal daily life or worry about wars, injustice or global warming.  Hooray!


It’s blurry now, but just wait! 



2 Responses to “The Next Apocalypse!”

  1. Deborah Adams Says:

    My secret underground comet-proof bunker has space for a few more people. Those with skills that will be useful in the post-doomsday world may submit application along with a one-time non-refundable consideration fee….

  2. Cathy Akers-Jordan Says:

    OMG, RTFL! Thanks, Sharan. I didn’t even THINK about the end of the world when I heard this on Science Friday.

    Happy New Year!

    Cathy Akers-Jordan

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